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Don't be ashamed, be free to the feeling.: 1.)... →
patchesthegreat: bacon-beer-n-boobs: smudgiemomma: hisprophets: anirabbit: helloelloh: sassy-liberal-fangirl: soiheardyoulikegaymen: thailandsglasses: hot damn wow okay. This is a problem. At uh…least i have nice… Dear sweet God!!! I’m gonna be a woman?!?
laughingisbetter: predestinedforparadise: mushr0oms: momoxa: lulz-time: sexy-fail: theycallmeheatherfeather: wherelightexists: toastandpamphlets: trackerjackin: aishaneko: narglefighter: especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH. YAY ITS BACK THIS SHITS...
Anonymous asked: i got a similar message from of my followers but you actually should go to tumblrstaff(.)com for free headphones.. it works
The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
thejoshinator: rescuerhera: ju5t4n3rd: hipsteristuck: holdmyhat: mudcrab-born: saiderp: I’m the best at flirting yo wat The original had the text “DANCE LIKE NOPONY’S WATCHING YOU.” on it. Seems legit. Pretty much. um… yes You again? Well, I’m fucked.
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are... →
killer-illumination: stfurodrigo: golgothasturner: Turner: Lv.68 Salaryman. Special trait: can summon swords from out of nowhere. SCORE Rodrigo: Lv.21 Berserker. Special trait: has a large hat collection. KJFHASGJSALGK HOW DID THIS KNOW I LOVE HATS Ian <Lastname>: Lv.85 Beastmaster. Special trait: can sing like an angel. I can dig the first part, but I’m a drummer. Can’t sing....
thejoshinator: Hm…..closing Fraps….made it work? DON’T QUESTION IT JUST ACCEPT IT You now understand the one simple concept that no woman and only half of men I’ve talked to understand: try turning it off and on again before you fucking bug someone about it.
My new headphones came in!!!
Holy. Fucking. Shit. These things are BADASS. Check ‘em
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
thejoshinator: fishingfordoublerainbows: lordalexday: thesenseof-dance: alissaismilesapartfromhappiness: noah-waffles: 1directionobsessions: lookforthedaltonblazer: saintlike—holey: numlits: lobsterinakoopashell: dunhamkids: xxbubbiixx: nazmuko: earlymorningechoes: whothefrellami: teaandscifi: elziebean1000: Apparently offence was taken. ...
GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.
captxandri: the-observant-one: Oh. My. Lord. holy shit ashdkjas fuck Oh my god, I went back and got to the third one and was like ASKLDJALKJSLJAKLS WELL DONE, SIR. You’ve won. The internet.
nerf-the-nerd: hotstriderbutt: simpleandhumblejohnwatson: the-koalakid: throwinshade: videohall: Best of talking animals OMFG THIS DID NOT JUST APPEAR ON MY DASH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BBC Also the day time night time one was adorable for some reason. whaT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH HOLYYYY FUCKINGGG SHIT I CAN’T… gahahahahah the beatboxing chipmunk!!!
The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my...– Captain Mal Reynolds hell of a good show (via grrrlfoxxx) But then he’d have to hug him to do it
steampoweredrocket: SCREAMING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I had a fire in my house
It was on mother’s day. My mom had two pots of oil on the stove for french fries, and my dad was grilling steaks. My mom turned one of the burners off, but forgot to turn off the other one. We went outside to eat, and about 10 minutes into dinner, we heard something fall in the kitchen. Turns out it was the front panel of the microwave melting off as the whole stove was engulfed in...